It’s not irrational hatred when something is just so horrible

So here I am. I’ve just sent my two eldest to nap along with their mother who needs the rest. William is working on his opus using his flesh tuba (butt), cooing and grunting away while watching Spongebob Squarepants. And I’ve just sat down for a meal of slow leprechauns and potatoes (Irish stew) for lunch.

But I couldn’t eat peacefully while there is something that should… Neigh… MUST be said. Treehouses’ show “4 Square” is undoubtedly the worst show on television! This horrible little piece of distended rectum is based around 4 groups of no talent nobodies each doing some sort of skit. In no particular order of crappiness is the stupid teenage rappers with no rhythm, the French Canadian dancers in blue tights that can’t dance OR sing, a quartet of freaky looking acapella singers in dresses (one of which was a black guy who I suspect shaved his head and got a sex change operation mid way through the series) AND sing with even freakier looking hand puppets, and lastly is the chick who reads poems with a new 6 year old every week. The 6 year old usually having more talent.

UGH!!!... this show is just sooooooooooooooooooo bad!!!!! Everyone associated even remotely with the show should be fired!!... out of a canon… into the sun!

There… I’ve said my piece. Back to lunch.